Kids Say the Darndest

It took a while to put Sam to sleep tonight. He was negotiating in his sweetest voice to get out of his room. It went like this:

Sam: "in kitchen, mommy?"

Me: "No Sam, time to sleep ."

Sam: "in bathroom, mommy?"

Me: "No Sam, time to sleep."

Sam: "How 'bout some applesauce? Yeah, applesauce! How 'bout some?"

Me: Mmm...tempting...but time to sleep.

Emma's been learning lots of things at school. She shared the latest with us tonight. "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, NO VISUAL, with liberty and justice for all."